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If the goal was to achieve max-level cringe, then mission accomplished! 

They eat blood and onions. They sleep with revolvers and critique the merits ground beef. They are our grandfathers and we love them or else.

You merely adopted the trash. These folks were born in it. Molded by it.

Sit back and take a look at life through puce-colored glasses.

I saw the face of God and it was weeping. Seriously, proceed with the utmost caution. This list attained a whole new level of soul-crushing cringe that very well could render you unconsolable with despair for the human race. 

They are so much like us!

You might want to wash your eyes with Lysol after reading this cringe convo.