As you might well know, Ted Cruz has long since been at the end of a running joke about him being the Zodiac Killer. Dark-humored, for sure; hilarious, most definitely. And now, as fate would have it, a year later Ted Cruz bestowed us all with the unexpected gift of acknowledging the absurdity on Twitter. Granted, this might be pawned off as some sort of botched social media move by a Cruz intern, like when he went and 'liked' the NSFW tweet (see here); but either way, we'll take it.
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We're talking way back in August of 2014, Ariana Grande released her album, My Everything; and it came and went, and nobody thought too much of it. Yet, now here we are: years later, someone had to go and kick the hornet's nest of conspiracy theorists, hungry to debate something on Twitter. Naturally, this is the perfect opportunity: how in the hell is she sitting on that stool?
Eagerly waiting for McDonald's to weigh in on this catastrophe. Just when we were foolishly, optimistically convinced that we couldn't fall any further down the rabbit's hole of humanity gone horribly wrong....we're served this steaming, meticulously prepared pile of WTF. What on earth are these young ladies thinking?
These kinds of fact-packed, allegedly scientifically-sound lists never fail to trigger waves of anxiety. The sentiment, 'ignorance is bliss' comes to mind right off the bat. Just goes to show we live in a world of sheer unpredictability, and that wildly unexpected, life-changing moments of pure chaos can envelop your life at the drop of a damn hat.
Some of these basically walked themselves right off a damn nightmare-inducing Stephen King horror novel storyline. Honestly, they're so twisted and creatively depraved, it almost seems like the (devious) kids themselves are messing with us. OR, we're reading through some straight up psychological cries for help.
