To work that graveyard shift is to expose yourself to all manners of unadulterated insanity. 

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across this insanity seemingly devoid of all rhyme and reason. Yep, the blonde German glamour model in question claims she's transformed into a black woman, and further, plans on 'finalizing the process through undergoing facial surgery to ensure she has African facial features.' Someone queue up the triggered social media backlash....

Every now and again the internet spews out the perfectly blended mix of bizarre meets unintentionally hilarious, and we've got a winner with erotic tablecloth dude right here. You simply can't deny that talent. The stoic expression throughout this is almost as good as the 'trick.' The dude has what seems an endless supply of new, equally awkward ideas for new and emboldened ways to strip himself of a damn tablecloth. We can't wait to see what (or how) he pulls it off next.