"These idiots made the world their big stupid oyster."

If you don't put your group chats on silent, you're probably a psychopath..

An interviewer crossed a line when they proceeded to hit on a married applicant over text message. Screenshots of the exchange were posted online by the woman's husband where the interviewer has earned the ire of the internet in a viral thread.

"But we're family! You have to let us take it out when you're not using it!"

So what exactly is a para-social relationship? Urban Dictionary might describe it as a sex move that involves an entire parachute. But really it has to do with convincing yourself that you actually have a personal relationship with a celebrity or bit of mass media that has no idea you exist. Sort of like this interaction right now, but not really. Because that would imply that you actually like us, which is not a terrifically solid claim. Where this might apply here is that when we read other p…

Absolutely absurd.

Nope, that's not how it works.

Leave out those emojis.

When our phones just don't work for us.

Wow man, get out of here with that noise.

Oh boy, they handled that beautifully.

Keep up, my dude.

Gave them a righteous taste of their own medicine.

Yeah, not a bright idea at all.

Oh dear.

What a messy situation.