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This is like the unexpected, yet entirely appreciated sequel to that other time a woman used her photoshop powers to troll her unsuspecting into thinking there was a damn coyote in the vicinity. Gotta give the guy in this particular scenario some solid bonus points for trying to keep things fresh and fun, but maybe he should tone it down a little bit for fear of pushing his very clearly stressed and busy wife to the point of no return...

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Gotta say the particularly random, if not awesomely unexpected convo that goes down between an inmate who somehow got a hold of a phone; and his unfortunate 'wrong numbered' victim is comedy gold!

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Of all the wild and unexpected friend requests/random messages any social media subscriber is apt to find in their inbox, the last thing you'd expect would be a damn message from an inmate who somehow has access to a working cellular device; but alas, here we find ourselves --- deep in the pits of WTF Facebook land. The real, unavoidable question here though, is how in the hell did this dude manage to lock down a phone and get these texts off!

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Via: @conrad1798
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Helping your parents with their gadgets is a daily grind, and not the kind that helps you get those washboard abs. It's more like the kind of grind where you get phone call after phone call about how their smart phone doesn't work. If it doesn't work, then how are you calling me?

However, there are moments when it all becomes worth it, when a parent makes a power move to remind us that they're just people, too, adorable people. 

Twitter user @conrad1798 uploaded this photo of his mom trying to use WhatsApp, and, man, it's so good. 

Why would she have to encrypt this message anyway?

People on Twitter love this. Probably becuase this is better than getting a voice mail asking the same question. 

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Via: Buzzfeed
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Word to the wise: When you're looking to make a drug deal, always use FaceTime. That way you can verify who you're talking to. Verification is key to a successful drug deal. It's also helpful to do your drugs after talking to your dealer. You want to make sure that you're in the right frame of mind to make a business transaction. You don't want to end up like this dude.

According to the NY Post, this Pennsylvanian genius accidentally texted an assistant DA that he wanted to trade some weed for heroin. Whoopsie-doodles. 

The Post reports:

Authorities say a man mistakenly sent a text message to a Pennsylvania prosecutor indicating that he wanted to trade marijuana for heroin.

Luzerne County prosecutors say Assistant District Attorney Jill Matthews received a text Nov. 2 using drug lingo that they called an “obvious text for a drug deal.” They say she later received a photo of a plastic bag containing a green substance on a scale.

Ain't that some shit? 

Dude, check your numbers. How do you accidentally text a prosecutor this? Do they have the same names in your contacts? Is that name "Good Deals?" 

via Febeiism

What this dude needed on this particularly irrational, blind drunk of a post-clubbing text rant was two Gatorades and at least 10 hours of sleep to process the booze and whatever else might've been in his system. The judgment was nonexistent, and after he went seven kinds of crazy on his girlfriend, we witness the rapid expiration of an otherwise 'allegedly' normal relationship. I'm just sitting here, scratching my head, convinced that he had to have shown some other signs before this blowup. 

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