He Wants To Establish a Constant Relationship

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Don't be distracted by his mole, he's got a great personality. 

Goat Attack: The Easiest Way to Text-Bomb Your Friends (Enemies?) Terrible Goat Puns

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Glitter Bomb just a little too evil for your tastes? Goat Attack allows you to bombard your friends with 14 goat images and puns for the cost of $1.19 or a smaller six-message package for $.79 (a Goat Offensive, maybe?). 

Combine this with a custom subscription to Cat Facts and you're basically guaranteed to make your friends go insane.