"We found an Apple with space for two USB devices!"

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That's the literal translation from this post on Asus's Swedish Facebook page. So if you were wondering who's king of the dad jokes on Swedish social media, there you go.

Teens Charged With Livestock Theft in Effort to Make a Pun Based Prom-posal

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Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.

The goat is safe at home and unharmed.

What's the Name of That Pizza Joint I Didn't Get Out of You Yesterday?

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That's a Little Cheesy

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They Can be Really Tough to Open, to be Fair

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Sounds Like a Bunch of Quacks to Me

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He Wants To Establish a Constant Relationship

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Don't be distracted by his mole, he's got a great personality.