I think the best course of action for Dad here is to write a sincere letter back, asking the school what exactly a dildo is? Let's milk this ridiculous situation for all it's worth. Long live Wildo the Dildo, may he live a long and fruitful existence being a perpetual pain in the asses (and other places too) of academic institutions, near and far.
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Via: Independent.ie
Since deciding that one can't be a reality-TV gameshow host forever, President Donald Trump has had a rough time dealing with people. Probably having something to do with his attitude, policies, and the fact that he once got caught bragging about sexual assault. It seems that really only 1/3 of America likes him, and even that begs the question, "Why?
Well, has anyone asked little Irish kids? Now they have. And guess what, they don't like him either. But it's still really cute. Anyway, enjoy!
Via: ViralHog
Look, kids, you don't need seatbelts. Just run around in the backseat. That's the way we did it when I was bopping. And you want to bop, don't you. Of course you do. You want to be cool like your old man. Now standup in the backseat and have the time of your life.
These parents are cruel and unusual, and not at all trying to help their children, as is evidenced in the kids' justly distraught faces.
So read through and enjoy these distressed children and asshole parents.
Meanwhile, we'll just keep being glad that we don't have kids.
Nothing quite like the stubborn bravery of a lil kid hopped up on the notion that yes, with enough creativity their ever wise parents won't suspect a thing. I was that kid. I am that man child, to this day. But hey let's lend a credit toward where credit's due. These kids definitely approached the weaving of their webs of lies with the kind of creativity that all but encouraged their parents to let 'em drag it out for just a bit longer.
