This traumatized little girl went toe-to-toe with a pissed off peacock and the Internet had a hay day.

"Our trip to the petting zoo did not go as planned" -- Reddit user bwaxse posted

The little girl was pictured running for her life as an exotic peacock angrily chased her from behind. If you thought the Canadian goose was an asshole, just wait until you experience the unforgiving wrath of a colorful, pissed off peacock.

Do as I say, not as I do kids.

People went on Twitter to sarcastically share all of the reasons they wanted kids. The theme centered around all those incredibly annoying household things your parents forced you to do. You know, all of those inconsequential childhood chores that made ZERO sense at all.

Just remember not to question anything, or you're grounded.