Not even sure where to begin with these acts of insanity that defy all rhyme and reason. Don't proceed unless you feel like getting strangely aroused by a crazy mix of FAIL meets miraculously executed acts. 

Brace yourself, these are pretty damn gnarly. 

These are stomach-turning levels of cringe. 

This is essentially one of those reviews for sugar-free gummy bears.

Do these people work at brothels or what? Either way we're talking about some serious animals here. 

Some strange alien-like sort of excrement or what? This is terrible. Explain yourself Sainsbury's!