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Guy On Flight Caught Writing Dark and Twisted, Incestuous Porn Novel In Plain View of Fellow Passengers

Disclaimer: Make sure you've fully digested your meal before even considering prying open the lid on this grotesque little pandora's box. The dude photographed penning this disturbed literary shit stain at the very least has a serious set of stones (or is completely out of touch with reality) for proceeding to write this on a damn plane. If the goal was to 'fly under the radar' you failed and then some, man. 

Hell, maybe he was hustling trying to make deadline. I couldn't care less. No matter how you frame it, this one's been seven kinds of messed up since he sat down to write the sick puppy in the first place. The best ending possible to that story lies somewhere at the bottom of the Pacific. 

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Guy Buys Jar of Jelly, Makes Horrific Discovery Inside, Proceeds to Receive Rotten Customer Service

No matter how you slice and dice this dark and twisted discovery, that right there broheme, is a condom, the wrong kind of plastic baggy, an entirely unwanted chef's twist. Truly, what fresh hell is this? And the shit-coated excuse of a customer service dialogue that follows thereafter is unbelievable in every sense of the word. Bro, you seriously want us to believe that's a jar of foam? We can see the RING!

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When it comes to bagels, I’m a bit of a purist. Only one toping for me: Everything. There is no in between. I want to bite into poppy, garlic, sesame, and salt in a single bite. So the sudden swell of gimmick bagels has hit me particularly hard.

The latest one comes from The Bagel Nook in Freehold, NJ, where they’re making *gulp* Flamin’ Hot Cheetos bagels. Yeah, a bagel flavored like a Cheeto. 

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And you can get “Cool Ranch cream cheese” on it.

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We are through the looking glass here people. It’s time to standup for what’s right and show these people that playing God is an abomination of nature. Some things were not meant to be tampered with.

Would you eat this thing? Sound off in the comments, and if one of you wiseasses asks "cruchy or puffed," I'm just going to lose it. 

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Woman Reaches Into Bag of Fresh Bought Fair Trade Bananas, Ends Up Discovering Dead Frog

There's nothing fair about this situation, dude. I mean, shitness, take a look at that fearless little guy who ended up getting smashed by reality. He took a leap of faith, and damn, he fell short.

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Everyone knows that fast food isn't good for you, but we didn't know things were this bad. 

Counting down the 10 grossest things found in fast food, YouTuber MatthewSantoro tells of things much scarier than saturated fat. Santoro tells of tongue-eating louse in tunafish, nails in mac and cheese, and unpackaged condoms in clam chowder. Excuse me...

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Check out the rest of Matthew's list, and please, for the love of God, open your eyes before you take a bite. 

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How does this not violate international peace treaties?

7-Eleven thinks, for some reason, that they can replace the taquito and Slurpee as the breakfast of choice for 7-Eleveners across the nations. And to begin their own war against their own product, they’re dropping a breakfast atom bomb: A breakfast pizza.

7-Ellllllluuuuuvuuun…

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Oh, sorry. I passed out for a second there. I thought maybe I typed 7-Eleven breakfast pizza. Just going to take a quick look at the previous paragraaaaaaaa…

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Yup, Passed out again.

7-Eleven is adding breakfast pizza to their stores with such toppings as “smoked bacon, breakfast sausage, hickory-smoked ham, scrambled eggs, cheddar and mozzarella cheese, and peppered cream gravy on top of a flaky biscuit crust,” as well as my throw up. You can get these cheap-o pizza for two-for-$2 or an, gulp, entire pizza for $5.55.

“This is a hearty option for customers craving a warm breakfast in addition to their fresh-brewed cup of coffee on cold mornings,” said Nancy Smith, 7‑Eleven senior vice president of fresh food and proprietary beverages. “And it’s great for sharing at the office giving co-workers another great option from the usual box of great donuts.”

This woman is downright dangerous. Be safe out thereeeeee...

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