Parents of Picky Eaters Will Feel This

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There's a Reason the Hot Dogs at "Buck Night" for the Kansas City Royals Only Cost a Dollar

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Health inspectors (WINK WINK) on site claimed that the dogs were safe to eat, and that they maybe even qualify as food! But as you can see for yourself, you're clearly asking for a world of hurt to down one of those dogs.

Record of the Day: 120-pound Woman Eats 216 Ounces of Steak in Under 20 Minutes

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Mmmm… 'Murica!

Competitive eater Molly Schuyler broke a new record this weekend, eating 3 72-oz steaks in less than 20 minutes.

At this year's 72oz Showdown at the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas, Schuyler was matched up against four teams of two, and she singlehandedly destroyed her competition while besting herself in the process.

The other teams included professional wrestlers and football players and they each had one hour to throw down as much as they could.

In total, Schuyler, who weighs just 124 pounds, ate 3 steaks, 3 backed potatoes, 3 shrimp cocktails, 3 side salads and 3 rolls.

Basically, as The Big Texan describes it, she consumed more than 13.5 pounds of food which is "the equivalent of a bowling ball or averaged sized three-month-old baby."



Anyone who stops by The Big Texan can take the challenge, but if they don't finish their meal in an hour they have to pay $72.

Schuyler not only got the 3 free meals, but also a $5,000 prize… and apparently an extended trip to the bathroom.

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Bacon Fried Oreos: Because You Didn't Want to Live a Long Life Anyway

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I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but the key to the recipe is to wrap the Oreos in the bacon... then fry them together. I know. It's nuts. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the corner dying while thinking about thse.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks That People on Food Stamps Are Buying Seven Limes and Kale

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Magical Cotton Candy!

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Wrong Food Joint!

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More importantly, let's all try to figure out exactly what in the hell this food is supposed to be, and why it's being marketed like a late night Cinemax movie from the 90s.