KFC's Newest Menu Item? Deep-Fried Towel

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KFC's Newest Menu Item? Deep-Fried Towel
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From the Huffington Post:

Krystal Henderson, 29, and 7-year-old Oliver Hallam purchased takeout from a KFC branch in Killingsworth, according to the Express. At home, Oliver took a bite out of what he assumed was chicken, but recoiled seconds later. "He pulled it out of his mouth and when he did, it pulled away the batter - you could see the blue roll inside," Henderson said, according to the Daily Mail. Henderson said that realizing Oliver had bitten into a paper towel was worse than if it had just been bad chicken.

One Woman Was Determined to Jump Into the Lion's Den for the Worst Possible Reason

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One Woman Was Determined to Jump Into the Lion's Den for the Worst Possible Reason
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If your guess was "to sing them songs and feed them cookies," then congrats on having the same mindset as this chump:

Action News 5 - Memphis, Tennessee

Snickers Adds its Own Commentary to the World Cup Suarez Bite

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Snickers Adds its Own Commentary to the World Cup Suarez Bite
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Check out more of the internet's response to the bite of the Year over at Know Your Meme!