Florida Man, you are one crazy silly bastard. 

Ah, the good 'ol hero we deserve, but really don't want. 

Oh Florida. 

Seriously, pull your shit together Florida!

On the fateful 5th of March an 18-year-old out of Florida tweeted at Ryan Reynolds saying if the actor liked the tweet, he'd permanently stigmatize himself with a tattoo of Reynolds' name. Fast forward, and the dumbed down, glaringly shortsighted deed has been completed. I guess we gotta toss Dustin a little respect for the fact that he pulled through as a man of his word and all. Eh, or not. If we're lucky we'll get a response from Deadpool himself regarding all this stupidity.