Oh Florida. 

Seriously, pull your shit together Florida!

On the fateful 5th of March an 18-year-old out of Florida tweeted at Ryan Reynolds saying if the actor liked the tweet, he'd permanently stigmatize himself with a tattoo of Reynolds' name. Fast forward, and the dumbed down, glaringly shortsighted deed has been completed. I guess we gotta toss Dustin a little respect for the fact that he pulled through as a man of his word and all. Eh, or not. If we're lucky we'll get a response from Deadpool himself regarding all this stupidity. 

Lots of weird shit is always going in the Sunshine State. That's just the price of living in an area where a gator can just show up to any family function. Gators just have an open invite, I guess.

But people are particularly worried about Florida at the moment because police and wildlife officials have been on the hunt for a deadly monocled cobra since Monday.

Maybe it's time finally time to cut Florida loose. There's nothing wrong with having 49 states. 

There must be something in the water...