Florida Man to the Rescue!

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Florida Man to the Rescue!
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Florida Man is to superheroes what Billy Bob Thornton was to mall Santas. Seriously though, it seems like an inordinate number of crime news articles start with a male from the Sunshine State getting into some sort of legal trouble. Something in the oranges, perhaps? Regardless, here we see an enterprising Twitter user taking it upon himself to chronicle the misadventures of everyone's favorite alcoholic, drug-abusing, domestically violent, sociopathic, prankster/criminal/general numbskull out there. It's a burglary, it's a DUI, it's Florida Man!

WIN!: Turning the Table on the Robbers WIN

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Well, that didn't quite turn out how they expected, did it? Get 'em gramps!

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Dating Fails: Check and Mate, Ladies!

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Dating Fails: Check and Mate, Ladies!
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Who has two thumbs and is drinking bottom shelf champagne? This guy!

Who maybe has four thumb-like... uhh... paw... things and isn't drinkin' s**t? This pooch!