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Florida Man Strikes Again, Gets Ryan Reynolds Tattoo On His Butt

On the fateful 5th of March an 18-year-old out of Florida tweeted at Ryan Reynolds saying if the actor liked the tweet, he'd permanently stigmatize himself with a tattoo of Reynolds' name. Fast forward, and the dumbed down, glaringly shortsighted deed has been completed. I guess we gotta toss Dustin a little respect for the fact that he pulled through as a man of his word and all. Eh, or not. If we're lucky we'll get a response from Deadpool himself regarding all this stupidity. 

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Here's Another Reason Not To Go To Florida: There's a Deadly Cobra on the Loose There

Lots of weird shit is always going in the Sunshine State. That's just the price of living in an area where a gator can just show up to any family function. Gators just have an open invite, I guess.

But people are particularly worried about Florida at the moment because police and wildlife officials have been on the hunt for a deadly monocled cobra since Monday.

Maybe it's time finally time to cut Florida loose. There's nothing wrong with having 49 states. 

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waffle house index hurricane matthew People in Florida Know Things Are Getting Rough When the Waffle Houses Start Closing
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Several Waffle Houses in Florida are closing due to Hurricane Matthew. Even FEMA knows that's a bad thing. They have an informal "Waffle House Index". When these diners start closing they know they have a disaster on their hands and raise that index to "red". 

Even people not involved with a national disaster agency know this means things are serious:







via @kalebhorton, @hintofspy, @WhoDatTN@SarahDecedue

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