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This disastrous, sex tale of debauchery walked right off an American Pie movie set. It's absurd, in every sense of the word. No amount of sex education could have prepared these two young lovers for the epic amount of humiliation they'd tee themselves up for. I especially appreciate the girl's decision to recount her struggles with Snapchat and memes, as her writer's tools. Is this not the height of new age social media-driven journalism, or what dawg? Doesn't get much better than this. This is the kind of gripping entertainment that almost made me forget about the unfortunate reality we're still trucking through Monday.

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There's nothing romantic about these glaring fail-tainted shots at valentine's day gift giving. Then again, isn't a notoriously tiresome process to figure out what exactly we're supposed to be giving on this grand 'ol day, fellas? So with that considered, maybe we're best off just playing into the ritual with a little dumbness for comedic effect. 

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Men don't have a great reputation when it comes to relationships. Why are they so unfairly treated? Is it because they treat women too well? Is it because they value the commitment of relationship? 

Well, it certainly isn't for their brains. Man brain don't work good. 

Here's a perfect example. This dude wanted to complain about the service of his local Burger King and just had to do so in public on Burger King's Instagram. Aside from getting the satisfaction of really giving it to BK's social media manager, he also accidentally admitted to being at Burger King with a woman other than his girlfriend. 

What happened next? His girlfriend saw.

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What makes you tug your collar and say, "Ew, boy, gotta go" on a first date? 

For me, it's when they bring up astrology and that they tell me that they're the reincarnation of the constellation Orion. Yeah, you read that right. That's never happened to me, but it could. If I ever had a date. *sigh* It, uh, hasn't been easy. ever since Sharon left.

You know what, now isn't the time because we got a bunch of funny first-date deal breakers to check out. If you want to find out about my dating life, you can email me at... oh, you don't care. 

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Lara Shoemark is clearly getting more than she signed up for when it comes to backyard entertainment. Through her window, Shoemark spotted our sex-crazed, depraved couple of the hour begin making out under bridge, which quickly then graduated to some solid rubbing against each other action, and the finale of course, as they rounded third base, being the home run. Shoemark had it. Poor young 19-year-old mother of two is trying to raise an upstanding family, so she shared the moment to twitter in an attempt to shame the couple into a different district. Fair to say this incident's all water under the bridge, or nah? 

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This is straight lunacy. We've gotta be dealing with a next-level, superstar kind of a Bumble bio for her to go to such efforts. Or she was even more desperate for the potential social media fame/notoriety than she was in dating the dude to begin with. Either way, it's totally reasonable to assume our 'deleted Bumble user' at hand named Joe is safely wrapped up in some solid witness protecting his ass kind of program.

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