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It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.