Poorly Dressed: An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear

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Poorly Dressed: An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear
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It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

Poorly Dressed: This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!

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Poorly Dressed: This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!
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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

Poorly Dressed: Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please

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Poorly Dressed: Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please
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I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.