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'My car's double parked and I don't have time to wait': Karen gets roasted like a coffee bean by an off-duty barista

'My car's double parked and I don't have time to wait': Karen gets roasted like a coffee bean by an off-duty barista

There are some moments in life where the stars align and you get to live out your dreams. Such was the case for one off-duty barista. As the OP shared, she had a day off work, and stopped into a coffee location to grab a quick drink. She wasn't alone, there were tons of customers, and the baristas working the restaurant seemed overwhelmed. But does that ever matter to a Karen? No, absolutely not, never ever! But the OP wasn't working, and spotted a chance to get some incredibly satisfying reven…
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'You're not making me steam milk? Thank you for an easy life, king/queen': 35+ Highly specific memes from cafe baristas

'You're not making me steam milk? Thank you for an easy life, king/queen': 35+ Highly specific memes from cafe baristas

Society would crumble without the hardworking baristas who get up very early every morning to clock in and make us our lattes and americanos. I pledge my allegiance to the baristas everywhere who make it possible to order a fine caffeinated drink and receive excellent service each time. Working at a coffee shop is no walk in the park, though, as this collection of memes from barista-focused pages will reveal. You might think you know what goes on behind the counter of your favorite Starbies, bu…
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Yell at me in front of a customer? Fine. Everyone gets 18oz of free coffee.

‘She threw me under the bus’: Diner worker gets shamed by manager for coffee order in front of customer, cue coffee-fueled malicious compliance

This diner worker brewed a coffee-fueled tale of malicious compliance!
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20 freshly brewed coffee fails that you won't want to sleep through

20 freshly brewed coffee fails that you won't want to sleep through

Coffee is love, coffee is life. For a beverage that is so acidic and low-key tasteless on its own, it's great with some cream or sugar. And it's clearly addicting, because many people drink it every single day. I, too, will continue to drink cold brew (humankind's best invention, don't @ me) every single day . Although there are many failed ways to drink coffee, a few of these are quite innovative , too, like the restaurant who gives out coffee ice cubes in lieu of iced coffee . But TBH, I woul…
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Application for a min wage job, at a cat café

Application to Work at a Cat Café Requires Hand-Written Cover Letter and Ridiculous Creative Project

Can you imagine actually applying to this?
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"What Do You Want In Your Coffee?"

Barista Drops Senior Discount Money In Angry Karen's Coffee

This barista had it with a customer who angrily kept on demanding her discount over and over again.
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Entire Starbucks Staff Walks Out After a Coworker Is Fired for Being a Union Leader

Entire Starbucks Staff Walks Out After a Coworker Is Fired for Being a Union Leader

Power in numbers
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Coffee Shop Customer Doesn't Understand That Employees Don't Work At Every Franchise

Just because someone works at one chain coffee shop location doesn't mean they work at every location.
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Coffee Shop Karen Gets Exactly What She Wanted

Don't ask for things you don't actually want.
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Controlling Fiancé Demands Woman Make Her Own Coffee to His Preference, She Returns a Year Later to Tell of the Fallout

We'll start this one off by saying that there's no problem with being particular about one's cup of coffee. But, according to the age-old rule of “staying in your lane”, let other people have theirs how they like it too. It's not up to you to determine what it is that makes someone else happy, even if you feel particularly knowledgeable on that particular subject, you're just going to come accross as a know-it-all douchebag. Screenshots of both threads are attached below the original thread and…
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People Are Sharing the "Things That We Pretend We Need to Be Addicted to" and I Need to Go Home and Rethink My Life

These are the things that we justify being addicted to as a society.
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Tumblr Thread: Sullen Caffeine Gremlin Inspires Tale Of Cosmic Horror

It's inhuman!
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Tumblr thread story of college kid who drank too much caffeine | korrakun: my favorite college experience is had 7am class and kid next literally poured monster energy drink into his coffee said going die" and drank whole thing knew guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead water. three cups two hours think he ascended astral realm survivability human race never ceases amaze TABI ANECDOTE

Tumblr Thread: Super Coffee Is Not A Great Idea

"If caffeine makes me awake, more caffeine will make me the most awake. Right"
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Coffee Memes For People Who Barely Know What Day It Is

We don't like the idea of being “don't talk to me before I've had my coffee” people. Office-style coffee humor usually sucks. It's also depressing to admit that we need stimulants to have even a semblance of well-being on any given morning. So rather than a wink and a nod and a 20 dollar mug that has an inverse graph of happiness vs coffee drank or whatever, we'd just like to say: “this is not normal, we're sorry, and please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee." Now here are some work mem…
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bad customer asks for sweeter drink, barista makes it too sweet, but customer like it

Barista Gets Revenge With 10 Syrup Pumps, Customer Loves It

Huh. Alright then.
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Customer Demands Hotter Coffee, Manager Goes Full Throttle

The customer is always something.
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