Who has two thumbs and is drinking bottom shelf champagne? This guy!

Who maybe has four thumb-like... uhh... paw... things and isn't drinkin' s**t? This pooch!

Whatever Kate, stop being such a royal pagne in the ass.

... and voila!

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A Kroger in Cincinnati on New Years Eve. Booze: it does a body good.