Dating Fails: Check and Mate, Ladies!

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champagne,crunk critters,dogs,florida,vacation
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Who has two thumbs and is drinking bottom shelf champagne? This guy!

Who maybe has four thumb-like... uhh... paw... things and isn't drinkin' s**t? This pooch!

After 12: PRINCESS DEMANDS BOOZE!!!

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champagne,kate middleton,liquor,royal family
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Whatever Kate, stop being such a royal pagne in the ass.

Kroger Fail

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booze,champagne,dairy,failboat
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A Kroger in Cincinnati on New Years Eve. Booze: it does a body good.

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