Finally Bewbs Vs Butts Debate Has Been Settled!

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America may be all about the booty, but it looks like the world is still divided.

Mozart's Music Was Missing Two Very Important Instruments

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WARNING: An incredibly talented woman and her breasts are featured prominently here.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES. Here's a model that goes by biancaghez on Instagram doing a more EDM approach to the routine:

A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars.

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Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself "unattractive to men" (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in...

[UPDATE] Surprising absolutely no one, plastic surgeons chiming in are highly skeptical about the plausibility of this kind of story, and the video interview with Tridevil doesn't really help her case at all.

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