I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

Happy Monday everyone! Let that image sit with you for the rest of the week, eh?

No no, not you, I mean the poor little guy who's trapped in your cleavage.

There's Something About the Ten Commandments, coming this fall from 20th Century Fox!

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...