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Down for the count!

Behold, one of the few instances I can imagine actually wanting to lend the floor to long-winded tales of courtroom drama and woe, as retold by alleged lawyers, no less. 

Utter destruction.

Sixteen-year-old Trinity Hartman set off a pettiness-coated firestorm when she tweeted out a heated (extremely petty) conversation between her and her sister that perfectly encapsulated the love/hate nature of having a sister in the first place. Let's just say people on Twitter flocked to the tweet to share experiences of their own. 

Trump went in on Baldwin this morning, in what shows all appearances of a livid, typo-riddled rant of nonsensical insanity. Naturally, Baldwin (ever even-keeled....) clapped back with his own barrage of roasts. Don't let these two hot heads ever cross paths, man. 

This little Twitter beef all started over a former ESPNer Britt McHenry tweeting out that she saw the value in female empowerment through women posing nude. Things escalated naturally from there, because it's 2018 after all; and everyone needs something to get pissed off and bicker about. 

Everyone here fails to recognize that gravity itself is afraid of The Rock. But can we also talk about the legendary height of that damn crane?