Behold, one of the few instances I can imagine actually wanting to lend the floor to long-winded tales of courtroom drama and woe, as retold by alleged lawyers, no less.
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There's nothing quite like an old-fashioned Twitter throwdown between two celebrities that find themselves blatantly at odds with one another over inherently incendiary topics. Like the Women's March. Piers Morgan was already in the process of garnering some serious heat from a pack of Piers Morgan-flavored-Haterade-sipping individuals for his comments on said March, and his jokes about staging a Men's March. See for yourself, before we dive headfirst into the bareknuckled Tweetbrawl at hand:
