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Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle

Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife

Why should anything be simple?
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Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney reddit bot | Telling me to chill and calling me

Bot Turns Reddit Arguments Into Ace Attorney Scenes

It's almost too good.
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A collection of times that neighbors got into petty showdowns | Today 9:28 AM Hey. Just wanted send my condolences think have wrong number. No s Chloe 1A just had car towed. Can't say weren't warned. Delivered

Lovely Neighbors That Detested Each Other

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Brother in law keeps criticizing woman so she farts at him | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/whatabouttea 2 days ago 3 10 2 '2 8 12 3 3 95 AITA ruining my brother law's day with purposeful fart? Not hole BIL and husband co own house passed them by their father live one half while BIL lives other only thing share is living room and kitchen rest is completely separate. Lately BIL has been making odd comments about my ladylikeness am down home back woods dirt under my fingernails still play mud puddles

Woman Battles Pushy In-Law With Resounding Flatulence

Solving beef with more beef.
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girlfriend wants boyfriend to pay off debt | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/JFThrowaway3312 18 hours ago AITA laughing at my girlfriend her suggestion pay off her loan Not hole Throwaway obvious reasons 32) and my girlfriend(29) are living together year and going out two make about 1.5 times amount she makes and split all our bills including rent 60-40. She has huge student loan low six digits. So here's incident. Yesterday, she came up and asked why not helping pay off her student loan. asked her

Entitled Girlfriend asks Boyfriend to Pay Her Substantial Debt

Dating for two years you say?
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People describe their proudest heat of the moment comments. | eachfire 3h first day camping at 2016 music festival headed off with 4-gallon jug get water girl who with our group, who l'd never met before, asked if needed help responded No-but l'd sure love some company getting married this fall. Reply 1.8k

People's Proudest Heat Of The Moment Comments

Some solid mic drops.
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Karen disputes with call center over 16 thousand dollar bill | r/talesfromcallcenters Posted by u/DBMaxx 15 days ago 3 $14000 credit off bill? Not enough this Karen L Hey guys lurked here little while now, and figured share story my my call centre days guys might appreciate full interaction call around 45 minutes, with lot talking circles as Karens tend do, so going try my best condense down interesting parts

Karen Racks Up $16K In Roaming Data, Refuses Steep Discount

It's a battle of giants, a Karen and a call center.
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Vegans get called fake for feeding their cat meat. | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA calling ourselves vegan? So both vegan and have been years. Last year got beautiful cat who is grand baby neither our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came wasn't very good situation and she had horrible teeth rescued her s not come point where if she's painful she doesn't want eat kibble an

Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat

This was an argument?
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Guy gives himself food poisoning for the sake of winning an argument | r/tifu Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning win petty argument. Have ever done dumb thing out spite? Buckle up have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are low-guilt sauce converyor belt my mouth stocked up on pasta sauce and taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end story. So couple days ago my boyfriend, let's call him David, f

Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

True dedication.
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Vegan stepdaughter can't stand that cat eats meat | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/headachebrewing 20 hours ago AITA telling my stepdaughter she's absolutely under no circumstances allowed switch out my cats food vegan food even though she's losing weight because sight normal cat food makes her sick? Not hole Sorry appalling title. My stepdaughter is living with my husband and next year. Shes an educated young professional who's saving up buy her own home.

Vegan Stepdaughter Can't Stand that Cat Isn't Vegan

What an interesting argument.
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Customer orders around a Karen like she's an employee | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/HCA2001 12 hours ago Ever Wonder Would Happen If Karen Gets Treated As If She Works There Wonder No More XXXL This happened just few hours ago. Some background information certain grocery store chain my state, where shopping is pleasure, has taken recommended 6 foot distance another level by turning aisles into alternating one ways help traffic flow, indicated by squares glued on tile floors. Most times someo

Customer Turns the Tables on Demanding Karen

A wild Karen appeared!
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Twitter users debate whether Captain America or Optimus Prime was more inspirational | Idris Elbow @YalIAlILuvCris Who gave best speeches? Redd Herring @ReddHerring_ Replying YallAl|LuvCris Prime had ready slap box my Pontiac just case sleeper cell.

Twitter Debate: Captain America Or Optimus Prime As Most Inspirational

They're both amazing.
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People on Twitter debate whether The Muppets or Sesame Street would win in a street fight | Jared Cardenas @JarOfCards Replying kacilouwho11 Sesame Street's only hope is Count, calmly approaching carnage things look bleakest and saying Stand back, children. And love God, shield eyes before unleashing an unspeakable barrage unholy dark magic has not been witnessed centuries.

Twitter Debate: The Muppets Vs. Sesame Street In Street Fight

Just our kind of shenanigans.
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Twitter thread on debate party idea | tweet by christineexists my friends routinely have bracket nights where pick 16 something tonight types chairs argue about them until crown winner

Twitter Thread on Random Brackets Is a Really Good Idea

If you need a conversation starter, here you go.
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Guys wife wants to name child "John Doe" after her grandfather | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by the_doeberman AITA not wanting my son literally be named "John Doe" So my last name is Doe hasn't affected my life much apart occasionally being called "Dodo" while growing up or friends spelling D'Oh" as joke, and generally pretty neutral about

Guy's Wife Wants to Name Kid "John Doe"

Sounds like a pretty bad idea.
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Synopsis of insane roommate argument.

Guy's Synopsis of Overheard Roommate Argument Is Unbridled Insanity

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