I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.
Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!
I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...
And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?
Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."
"And that was the day I retired that shirt."
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