I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

...busted.

Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like this.