tan

bus,gross,public transit,spray tan,tan,train,what
By Unknown
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Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

bronze,guidette,shiny,tan
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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

farmers tan,ginger,sports,sunburn,tan,tank top
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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

bodybuilding,fake tan,tan
Via: Izismile
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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

fake tan,guidette,spray tan,tan
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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

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