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The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Reflective Visibility Jacket

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

I Don't Want My MTV

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Man, do these MTV bros even lift?

Tie It Up with a Bow

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She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

Good Game of Basketball, I Assume?

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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

Half and Half

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