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Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

Via: Izismile
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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.