Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

No takers? None?