Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

That was all the rage in the alternate universe where the 50s and the 80s existed simultaneously.

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?