mullet

It's the sideways mullet!

Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

He won't sting you with his arrows, but he whips you with his mullet. As you can see, it's frickin' irresistible.