Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan

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90s,mullet,nerd,retro,warhammer 40k
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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

This Man Is A True Patriot

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mullet,patriotism,redneck,sword
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Appalachian Cupid

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bare chested,hillbillies,mullet
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He won't sting you with his arrows, but he whips you with his mullet. As you can see, it's frickin' irresistible.

The Family That Mullets Together...

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80s,family,family photo,mullet
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Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

The Mullet of the Gods

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80s,fashion,hair,mullet,prom
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Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

Flat-Tops: Big in East Asia

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asian,Flat top,Hall of Fame,mullet
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He's a Hard Core Balla

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70s,balla,basketball,mullet,mustache
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