Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.

Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.

Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!