Looking Good, Chief

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Looking Good, Chief
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Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.

This is Why We Color Code Our Shoes

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This is Why We Color Code Our Shoes
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Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.

In That Weather, Leather Takes Dedication

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In That Weather, Leather Takes Dedication
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Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future
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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

In Russia, Glam Never Dies

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In Russia, Glam Never Dies
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It just withers and decays until it looks like this!