In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.

No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.

I think I just threw up a little...