No. We don't joke about these sorts of things here. These are just the actual worst. Go home. We're done with the internet forever.

I weep for us all, and yet I have no tears left. If I did weep however, I hear Crocs handle puddles of water excellently.

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

Or alligator, as the case may be.

Oh those crazy celebs. What will they do next?

It's ventilating air-hole. Nothing else. That was a joke, y'all.