We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Nice Disguise, Lips

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I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

TOO MUCH GLOWING

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I'm gonna puke a rainbow if I look at this any longer.

The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

I'd Rather Have it My Way, No Thanks

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Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.