Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.