(Dad discussing if table center piece at the Japanese restaurant was edible or not.)
Dad: At first I thought it might be plastic. So I broke off a piece and ate it. My rule is if you can break it, you can eat it.
Dad: Your mom has been feeling kinda old lately. Can you take her out, and show her a good time?
Me: You mean get her drunk?
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