Dad - 1. Sassback - 0

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No. Just No.

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Delete Her Number Before I Delete Your Life

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She's Just Trying to Help

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Mom Needs that Rejuvenating Spirit

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Dad: Your mom has been feeling kinda old lately. Can you take her out, and show her a good time? Me: You mean get her drunk? Dad: Yeah. Me: Done.
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Not that Hard to Decipher that Emoticon

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Fake? Perhaps fake. It's hard to tell in this day and age. One thing's for sure, there's plenty more mobile lols and phone mishaps over at Autocowrecks!