I get home from pep band and have to do homework in my room when my mom walks in
Mom: Hey honey how was-
Me: GET OUT MOM IM DRAWING A CYBORG CHICKEN.
Mom: Where did we go wrong with you?
(Furniture shopping with my parents.)
Mom: I like that this bed has a canopy... I'll have something to tie your dad up to.
Dad: Hey son.
Dad: Wanna know where babies come from
Me: No no plea-
Dad: The Game
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