Sometimes the length people go to rank music is more hilarious and worthwhile than the ranking itself.
No, I didn't forget Frank Zappa... he was only prog some of the time.
Even as he's saying "metal," he's furiously changing the track on his iPod's "Now Playing" menu from K-Pop to something more kvlt.
Two-thirds of YouTube users agree: Nicki Minaj's last single was a stupid-show.
