A site dedicated to captioning Metalocalypse screenshots with text message conversations? Sure, why not?

Cultural archivers and performers CDZA are at it again, this time with a mashup of hit songs for wooing women from every year since 1955. If the song's from the year you were born, there's a good chance you were conceived to it. Which hit were YOUR parents listening to?

If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.