If you pick up a guy on Craigslist and lie to friends and family about how you met, make sure that you let him know early on so that he doesn't make up an entirely different fake story about how he met you to tell HIS friends and family. The conflicting information will bring awkwardness at your bridal shower. #LFMF
When someone asks you what you did over the weekend do not reply "Shot a family and two kids on the Beach" when they don't know that you are a photographer. #LFMF
When out for pizza with your large family be sure and say "I'll have the small Mexican style pizza, please," NOT "I'd like the 8" Mexican." When your family regains their composure, you will never live it down. Ever. #LFMF
When asking one of your twin nieces to make you a cup of coffee, make sure the one you ask is the nice one. You just might end up asking the evil Satan-spawn twin (Whom openly hates you to do it, who will make use of the perfect chance to give you food poisoning.) #LFMF
When trying to introduce your six-year-old little sister to My Little Pony, please remember that there's always the chance that she will call you a baby and tells your parents. Dinner will be awkward.
If your family hated you as a kid, don't think that changed just because you managed to turn out well enough to do things like foot the bill for an entire family vacation. They have no problem using your money to show you how much they still hate you. #LFMF
Good Idea: Hanging out with your older(who has been through college) brother.
Bad Idea: Attempting to match him by drinking an expresso for each beer he has. It is all fun and drinking games until you end up puking, unable to sleep, and a massive headache. #LFMF
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