Surprise: This is the Mugshot of Someone Caught Stealing Eye Shadow

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From 5NewsOnline:

The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn't appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.

This is What Cable News Has Become

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If you think you can stomach it, here's all eight minutes of this mind-numbing interview:

It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

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Yep. That looks about like the face you'd expect. From My Fox Chicago:

Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.
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