Chinese News Reporter Mistakes Sex Toy for Rare Fungus

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That's a whole different kind of mushroom, ladies and gents!

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Can't beat a good old bowl of halogen fried gonorrhea!

Such Thoughtfulness

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Such Thoughtfulness
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Have her pay attention to your bag too, if ya know what I mean...