Don't Score On The Relics

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Don't Score On The Relics
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Don't make any move on them at all.

Adopt the deluxe leather material

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Adopt the deluxe leather material
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Label of a notebook bought at the dollar store (obviously). I'd use it, but I still can't figure out the instructions.

Mmm, My Favorite!

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Mmm, My Favorite!
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Can't beat a good old bowl of halogen fried gonorrhea!

Gym Lock...

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Gym Lock...
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A friend sent this photo -- she is living in Shanghai and says these amazing contraptions line the entire locker room...

Such Thoughtfulness

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Such Thoughtfulness
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Have her pay attention to your bag too, if ya know what I mean...

Sounds Delicious

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Sounds Delicious
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found on a buffet in Shenzhen, China - "Cleaning Flavor Celery and Peanut"