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This guy's story that he shared over on Reddit's "Today I F**ked Up' thread will leave you shook. I can only imagine what that guy is doing right now, after his devastating realization...

“This happened yesterday. So, I was lying on my bed in my room at home, reading, when I heard the front door open and my flatmate come in with a girl. He clearly didn’t think I was home, because they immediately went to his room (which shares a wall with mine). I was mildly amused by this, so I decided not to go out and ruin their fun.

“Before long, they start getting down to it and, since they didn’t think I was home, they weren’t shy about being vocal. He was grunting away, and she was moaning pretty loudly, shouting his name, etc. All this noise started to turn me on, so I started masturbating, figuring that this was better than porn because it was real-life. Eventually, the girl started moaning even louder, which I took to indicate that she was cumming, and there was some definite wall-banging as well, so it didn’t take me long to finish either. Satisfied, I went back to my book.

“After about half an hour or so, I was bored of being confined to my room, so I went out into the lounge, not really caring if I’d embarrass them; we’re all adults, we can just laugh it off.

“I walked into the lounge to find my flatmate sitting on the couch, watching TV, with his arm around my little sister.

“Christ. What have I done?”

Joey Royle knows how to make the best out of an otherwise infuriating situation. Can you imagine if some chick out there was giving out your number to an endless series of thirsty men, and you'd never actually met her---which he hasn't. See his antics in action below:

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According to the Houston Police Department spokeswoman, Jodi Silva, confirms that 24-year-old Vidal Valladares will be charged with obstruction of highway, a Class B misdemeanor.

Conviction of the class B misdemeanor means Valladares faces a maximum sentence of 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Ouch, that's a sizable hit to the wedding budget. Read the full post on the Houston Chronicle.

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Shoutout to the girlfriend in this cringe-coated, vibrating disasterpiece of a prank, for putting up with our Vlog Bro of the hour's antics. His mom definitely gets some chill points as well.

Pro Tip: driving with a pair of vibrating panties on is no joke, bro. 

This is certainly one of the more aggressive dating stories we've come across in a while, but hey, leave it to Tinder to inspire some modern day madness.

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