Bad joke eel wasn't for-tuna-te enough to text somebody who appreciated his terrible sense of humor.
Unfortunately, even though she's getting naked, she has to leave the top on if she wants to shake it. It rather defeats the whole purpose.
Never try to tell a Jewish pun to an oversensitive atheist.
The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!
Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.
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