On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

But bro! My mental handicap is why I'm so successful!

Sad moose.

Cute or annoying? Is there a difference?

I don't know, I think anyone with a strong preference for ironic and/or retro accessories would nab that right away.