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By JMJMad1
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If he's going to act like a smarty-pants, he should make sure his display is right-side-up first.

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By Jack
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Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

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By Unknown
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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

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Via: Gizmodo
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After the hipster ragestorm that ensued when Instagram became available for Android, more big news broke today, as a Facebook buyout was announced. Expect more hipsters to get really mad about this, and then get distracted when they develop the urge to photograph their turkey sandwich for lunch.

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By Unknown
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When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.