No Worries, Though

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disney,drunk,Hall of Fame,mufasa,simba,the lion king
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Easy to Amuse

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drunk,drunk text,high,high text,monkey
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As before, here's a rough translation of the drunk/high textspeak in case you're having trouble.

Npppppp u am nitvhigh I moss dt ey ismt she esting pancakrx: "My N.P.'s (Nurse Practitioner's) uncle held his bat mitzvah this a.m. (it was a morning party) and my gift of edible moss only succeeded in establishing pancreatic ulcers in my host."

Cddk be: "(the) Caterer Dummies Didn't Know; (they) Belayed Eating (the moss)"

Um hoooot hiiiiiifg,,,, wtf I gaac bonr,,,,: "Ultimately, I acted in the manner of a hooooting owl flying hiiiiiigh in the dead of night and covertly escaped the bat mitzvah, my footsteps low to the ground and subtle like a series of commas... my escape was so smooth and fluid that in the middle of it I unexpectedly got a Gigantic And Awesomely Curved Boner."

Hooooonkey: "[racial slur for white people]"

True Story

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drunk,iPhones,late night texting,true story
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OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

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batman,draw something,drunk,robin,what have I done
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Mom U R Drunk

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drunk,mom,androids
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Cause and Effect

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that's rough bro,drunk,reason to be drunk,funny
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Don't Judge My Lifestyle Choices

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lifestyle choices,iPhones,drunk,tolstoy
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