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By Unknown
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If you talk to your phone when you're drunk, does it translate your slurred words into drunk texts?

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Via: Sh*t That Siri Says
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I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

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By Unknown
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

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By Steve
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This isn't the most incomprehensible text we've had, but in case you need a bit of help for the "3 get in front of my gave," he's saying "I have obtained three items, the identity of which i choose not to disclose to you, via a front-end transaction and I gave said items away soon after said transaction."