Learning new numbers!
Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"
Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.
Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.
Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.
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