I Think We Both Have a Problem.

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I Wanted To Side-Apparate WIth Him

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FAIL Blog Was So Drunk Last Night

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Downvoted into oblivion? Dude, the "you were so drunk last night" posts regularly scored 4.5/5 thumbs out of almost a thousand votes when we had voting on the front page, to say nothing of how well they (still) do on the vote page, which is how they make the front page in the first place. Sorry bro, but you're still in the minority for now.

/rant

True Story

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No Worries, Though

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Our Children Will Form a Family Band and Tour the Countryside AND YOU WON'T BE INVITED

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Ron Burgundy approves.

Now You Know My Secret Superhero Identity

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Just because he's drunk doesn't make his confession any less meaningful!