Words to Live By

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beer,beer cheaper than gas,gas,gas prices,Hall of Fame
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Screw black gold! I'm gettin' me some gold gold!

Dammit, Timmy! You Had ONE Job to Do!

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comic,fat awesome,Hall of Fame,one job to do,timmy
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OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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after 12,appalled chicken,g rated,Hall of Fame,Rum,scared chicken,terrified chicken,why is the rum gone
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I'M LIKE JOHNNY DERP IN HERE!!! WHY IS THE RUM GONE???

Not Moving, Mow Way, Mow How!

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Hall of Fame,hangover,hungover,lawn,lawn mower,mower,mowing the lawn
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Nothing like the smell of fresh cut grass to get rid of that janky beer smell!

Kind of Like Trying to Put a Square Peg in a Round Hole

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baptizing a cat,ecard,ecards,Hall of Fame,somecards,yourecards
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Although if you try this, you wont be putting your peg in ANY hole for a while.

Featuring Electropop That's Still a Bit Too Synthy to Be Top 40!

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after 12,bars,club promo,clubbin,clubs,clubs suck,Hall of Fame
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Think you're gonna score with a hot chick tonight? Well good luck working your mediocre pick up game over the deafeningly loud music!

K-K-K-K-K-K YEEEEAH!!!

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blow,coke,dr rockso,dr-rockso,facefriends,Hall of Fame,Metalocalypse
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