Words to Live By

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beer,beer cheaper than gas,gas,gas prices,Hall of Fame
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Screw black gold! I'm gettin' me some gold gold!

Not Moving, Mow Way, Mow How!

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Hall of Fame,hangover,hungover,lawn,lawn mower,mower,mowing the lawn
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Nothing like the smell of fresh cut grass to get rid of that janky beer smell!

Kind of Like Trying to Put a Square Peg in a Round Hole

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baptizing a cat,ecard,ecards,Hall of Fame,somecards,yourecards
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Although if you try this, you wont be putting your peg in ANY hole for a while.

Featuring Electropop That's Still a Bit Too Synthy to Be Top 40!

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after 12,bars,club promo,clubbin,clubs,clubs suck,Hall of Fame
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Think you're gonna score with a hot chick tonight? Well good luck working your mediocre pick up game over the deafeningly loud music!