I'M LIKE JOHNNY DERP IN HERE!!! WHY IS THE RUM GONE???

Nothing like the smell of fresh cut grass to get rid of that janky beer smell!

Although if you try this, you wont be putting your peg in ANY hole for a while.

Think you're gonna score with a hot chick tonight? Well good luck working your mediocre pick up game over the deafeningly loud music!

Rumor has it they even serve beer in hollowed-out pistons...