Another Grocery Store Falls Victim to a YOLOer

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Another Grocery Store Falls Victim to a YOLOer
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It's important to keep an eye out for YOLOers in your neighborhood. A typical YOLOer can often be seen:

  • raising a 40 in the air while yelling "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
  • immediately making their presence known whenever they walk into a non-party venue (e.g. restaurant) by talking to other YOLOers at approximately 2.5 to 3 times the normal human conversation volume.
  • committing misdemeanors under the guise of "living life to the fullest."

I'm Not Lubbin' This Whole Clubbin' Thing

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I'm Not Lubbin' This Whole Clubbin' Thing
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"... is this Swedish House Mafia? I hate Swedish House Mafia! What does Swedish House Mafia even mean? Are you going to kidnap and kill me if I don't listen to you? Well hey, on the bright side, if that happened, I wouldn't have to listen to Swedish House Mafia anymore."

Citius, Altius, 40us!

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Citius, Altius, 40us!
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They're finally here! For a live broadcast of the Opening Ceremonies, as well as updates from all the events, check out ROFLympics 2012 RITE NAO!

The 2012 Olympics are upon us! and what better way to celebrate than with a little competition? So here's a nice little drinking game to get the festivities rolling. Times to drink are categorized by bronze, silver, and gold moments. So what are you waiting for? It's time to drink like a champion!

The "Break"fast of Champions

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The "Break"fast of Champions
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Los Pulgas Hermanos, a seller on Etsy is offering blue rock candy which looks an awful lot like something Heisenberg might cook up. Each shipment comes in a biodegradable bag and contains a custom Los Pulgas Hermanos sticker for verification. Just don't eat too much candy or else you'll look like you have meth mouth!

It'll Be a Rollicking Good Time

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It'll Be a Rollicking Good Time
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We might even play a big game of Draw Something on my local network. Party hard, indeed.

Lay Off the BaTARDI, Bro!

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Lay Off the BaTARDI, Bro!
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Don't make us have to take you to the Doctor!