"Hiya Bahbie!""Hi Ken!""Do you want some Everclear?""Some what?""Never mind, let's just go for a ride!"
Wait, no no no, a little less hard.
Via Elite Daily:
A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."
You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
The Most Clever Graduation Caps From the Class of 2015
The Weasley Twins Could Have Been the Heroes of the Harry ...
Of Course Nine Cats Would Love All These Boxes
Arya's Game of Faces Fools One Probably Near-Sighted Fan
JK Rowling Supports Irish Gay Marriage, Slams Westboro Baptist ...
There's Probably No Better Reaction to Flipping Your Vehicle ...
Ever Been so Oblivious You Didn't Realize You Were Being ...
Quantum Cat Fluctuation
What Could Be Better Than Tiny Goats In a Sweater?
Watch Luigi Win Against Level 9 CPUs... by Doing Absolutely ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it