"Hiya Bahbie!""Hi Ken!""Do you want some Everclear?""Some what?""Never mind, let's just go for a ride!"
Wait, no no no, a little less hard.
Via Elite Daily:
A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."
You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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