zombie

Cubicles do crazy things to people.

Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh the coffee's ready? Sorry about that Kyle, I hope you understand why I tried to eat you. --NGN

From the submitter:

When ordering some shirts at interpunk, i requested if they could draw a zombie with a Black Flag tattoo on the box. And so they did...

"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."

"BRAAAAAINS"

"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."

"BRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS"

"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."

Click

I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

Gregg's Fresh Baking is prepared. Are you?

The only way to get rid of it is with a headshot. Keep that in mind.